The last time I had a blog was about two years ago on myspace. I'm sure all ten or so of you are absolutely thrilled to the point of vomiting that I am posting stuff to help you waste time at work again, but who knows, someone may unwittingly read my blog by clicking on some keyword they searched for that has absolutely no relevance to this blog, but I just happened to type in that particular phrase ( FREE PS3 CURE FOR TACO BELL CUTE PICTURES OF PUSSY CATS -- hoping for two different misclicks on those last two words ). And with that said, I should put out the mission statement for this blog, even though I have absolutely no mission other than to motivate myself to start writing anything again. I'm not a writer that likes to hop online and whore attention with my life celebrations or problems for two reasons. 1. I'm not a writer in this format. I'm a blogger. Writer's actually accomplish something for the most part. 2. My life is not entertaining to you, and most of the time it is barely entertaining to me. If I have problems or whatever, I will be the first to make fun of them or at least relate it to something more interesting. I'm hoping to set up a real website in the somewhat near future, not because I'd have my own .com domain, but because I think being able to design a website is a really cool and profitable skill-set to have, so the blogspot address will have to do for now.
Anyway, I'm sure this has all been terrifically boring, and I'll have you all know I can be awfully long-winded in my blogs as well. I have opinions, (un)creative writing, and other weird stuff I plan on putting out there to entertain myself and you, and hopefully offends only a small minority of the readers. I very much look forward to any comments, praise, hate-mail, and disinterest halfway through reading. Like I said, this isn't so much for you as it is for me, which is the purpose of 100% of the blogs out there. People are vain in that they want to be heard, and I'm sure I'm no different. But I promise I won't be a blow-hard...too often. And with that all said...I forgot what I was going to say.
Anyway, I'm sure this has all been terrifically boring, and I'll have you all know I can be awfully long-winded in my blogs as well. I have opinions, (un)creative writing, and other weird stuff I plan on putting out there to entertain myself and you, and hopefully offends only a small minority of the readers. I very much look forward to any comments, praise, hate-mail, and disinterest halfway through reading. Like I said, this isn't so much for you as it is for me, which is the purpose of 100% of the blogs out there. People are vain in that they want to be heard, and I'm sure I'm no different. But I promise I won't be a blow-hard...too often. And with that all said...I forgot what I was going to say.
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